Friday, May 1, 2009

I Is Not Sweet After All!

Engines idling, I was at the a T-junction as the traffic light was red. A Big Four Wheel Drive pulled up behind me, rumbling and too close for comfort. As soon as the lights turned green, the Big Four Wheel Drive blasted its horns in impatience, just as I was pulling away from him. In a huff, I retaliated with a left fist in the rear view mirror with a well-manicured little bird sticking out. I is already in a foul mood from work... lagi have to take sh*te from you? The Big Four Wheel Drive let off the gas pedal and stayed a safe distance from me. I thought you were in a big hurry?? I let you overtake me but you don't want to???? If looks could kill, I would have blasted his carriage off the road with laser stares.

To my surprise, it was not some young punk but an uncle with thinning hair behind the wheel and fastidiously avoiding eye contact. Turns out he lives in the same apartment so he had to trail behind me until the carpark. I would have gotten down to have a word with him, except he took a sharp right and disappeared. I swear to you, just because you drive a big car doesn't mean you can bully females in little Kancils on the road OKAY!!!!

3 comments:

Chiat Oon said...

it's true... there are a lot of impatient drivers on Malaysian roads... more and more by the day...

Toothie said...

This is wayyy too common in Auckland as well. The impatient ones are normally the balding uncles in their 40s or 50s who think only their V8 (Ford or Holden) deserve to be on the road. To me, they're driving the crap cars ONLY because they can't afford the classy BMWs/ Mercs! Tsk tsk.

Take it easy, men have menopause too! :)

Kutu Cat said...

I exercise my right to honk when the other fella's on the mobile phone and holding up the traffic. And what's with ppl squeezing into the Q when they'reo obviously in the yellow box????? Honestly. *rolls eyes*